![]() Princess Carolyn: They didn't give you fake bourbon on set?īoJack: Oh, they did, and then I just mixed it with bourbon. Princess Carolyn: What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be shooting a commercial.īoJack: I know, but I was sitting there drinking bourbon and. Princess Carolyn: Don't forget I'm your agent, too! I want 10%. Hey, who told that asshole he could sit in my chair? I won't let it get to my head or anything. I think this is my big break.ĭon't worry. This charcoal mellowed bourbon is so smooth, every time I take a sip, pure happiness.Ĭharlie: Can I get you to say that in a tuxedo? Princess Carolyn: What? Where did he go? The shoot is at his house. The bad news is that there actually is no good news, and the other bad news is BoJack's gone. Witherspoon: You're probably fine or not. It's hard to keep track of who's getting promoted - and who's getting fired. Witherspoon: You should be, or at least I think you should be. I see you've already met a new member of the team. Princess Carolyn: I don't have any children. Vanessa: I was so excited, I rushed home, made love to my husband of 15 years, made a hot breakfast for my three wonderful girls, read to them, dropped them off at their elite private school, and then got my ass here as quick as I could. Vanessa: What a morning, huh? I was in the middle of my second soul cycle class when I got the news. Princess Carolyn: That slippery, slimy, cold-blooded, bug-eyed A bunch of people got laid off, and some of the FMEERS are already moving in. Princess Carolyn: Laura! What's happening? Lenny: Well, then I'll say to you what I once said to a young Buster Keaton, "What?" I can seal these deals with my paws in my pants. Princess Carolyn: I'm the best agent in the biz. And as I once said to a young Ed Begley Sr., "It ain't a done deal till the deals are all done." Lenny: Look, honey, I been in this business a long time, okay? Long time. With Braff directing, my client Cate Blanchett starring, and the great Lenny Turteltaub producing, this movie is a done deal. Princess Carolyn: Everything's coming together. You finally got Zach Braff? Ah, no other director has enough weight to handle a movie about the last days of Eva Braun. Princess Carolyn: You beautiful dickhead. Princess Carolyn: BoJack, I'm in a very important breakfast right now. Talk to you later.īoJack: I feel like you see things in me that nobody else sees. I got.īoJack: Hey, I just wanted to thank you for getting me this job and pulling me out of that oh-so-predictably BoJack spiral of self-loathing and substance abuse. I got some great news about the picture we're putting together. Lenny: I'm in a hurry, so I'll make this. Princess Carolyn: Lenny Turteltaub, you skinny bitch. Todd: Hey, where the hell is that cheeseburger? I ordered it, like, an hour ago. Do you really believe all that stuff you said to me earlier about me being smart and talented and good? Keep this dummy out of trouble.īoJack: Hey. Princess Carolyn: You take up 80% of my time with your drama and make me 0% of my money. All you have to do is smile and stay upright.īoJack: I don't know. Princess Carolyn: They're looking for American celebrities to talk about how much they like to drink. Princess Carolyn: It's an urban German bourbon.īoJack: Am I just hungover, or are you talking like a Muppet? Princess Carolyn: You're the new face of Guten Bourbon. Get your crew to BoJack Horseman's house. All you need to do is get off Diane and get on to something else. Princess Carolyn: BoJack, we are going to get you back on your feet. ![]() Todd: Yeah, I'll have a western bacon cheeseburger. You made Todd your designated driver, but then you also made him drink with you. It was at my office.īoJack: We thought night swimming would be fun, but the current was too strong.īoJack: Oh, God, I wasn't driving around, was I? Princess Carolyn: Oh, I forgot to mention you were naked for a lot of that. Why? Why, God? Why did you take John Stamos? ![]() Princess Carolyn: That is not John Stamos.īoJack: Hey, Princess Carolyn, John Stamos and I got our ears pierced.īoJack: Princess Carolyn, John Stamos died. You've been out of control.īoJack: Princess Carolyn, look. ![]() Princess Carolyn: Last night? Oh, you've been on a bender for the last two weeks, ever since you found out Diane got engaged to Mr.Peanutbutter.īoJack: Diane got engaged to Mr.Peanutbutter? I need a drink. Here I thought I was at the drive-through at Carl's Jr. You are a goddamn American treasure, you know that? You are BoJack goddamn Horseman. So you took some licks, but you're gonna bounce back, because you're talented, you're smart, and damn it, you're good. Princess Carolyn: You got to get your shit together. These are the quotes from Say Anything, which is the 7 th episode of Season 1 and overall of BoJack Horseman.
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